Shark vs. Crocodile - Fast Fiction

	Fast Fiction Thursday, March 25, 2004 Shark vs. Crocodile Okay, I watch Adult Swim. I like Futurama and Family Guy. I can watch them over and over again. And I do. Well, I haven’t seen all the episodes of Family Guy, so there’s a wonderful sense of anticipation to see if it’s one I’ve missed. They’ve got these promos. That I admit I watch. Which I don’t usually do. Because I have a DVR. I eschew (read skip) commercials. The promo they’re running now is “Who would win in a battle between a flying shark and a flying crocodile?” Now, I’ve looked over the pictures of the shark and crocodile (cartoons, granted). Has it occurred to anyone that a shark is fish? He needs to breathe in the water ... water running over his gills and all that. The croc is gonna kick his ass because the shark is gonna pass out from oxygen deprivation. Jeeze ... it’s so simple people. POSTED BY Cybele AT 2:52 pm Comments HAHAHAHAHAH adult swim is so awesome!!!! thats right space ghost, thats right moltar, thats right space ghost and moltar, thats right space ghost, moltar, and zorak Comment by lol on 6/23/06 at 1:21 pm its ganna be in the water retard, what do you think “salt water” croc means. i swear to god, since when did ppl get this stupid. low life, instead of watching futurama why dont you go read a book Comment by some guy on 8/08/06 at 2:04 pm You’re pretty funny, some guy. Commenting on a post from over two years ago? Read a book? Dude, I write them! How about you spending less time trolling and more time learning to spell ... Comment by Cybele on 8/08/06 at 2:11 pm I think reading books is gay. family guy is the best show of all time. the flying shark would bite the croc up the ass, but then peter would come in and while chris held the croc and beat the croc using meg as a club, or an ugly stick Comment by Poop man on 8/16/06 at 2:06 pm dude.. “some guy” come on. don’t comment on other people’s stupidity if it only flaunts your own. if they’re flying, what are they doing in the water? and “salt water” crocodiles don’t have to be in the water, they don’t even have gills. p.s. crocodiles are kick ass and would totally win this fight, even if the shark had some other method of breathing. Comment by kay revolution on 8/28/06 at 11:00 pm Commenting is not available in this channel entry. Next entry: Random Nostalgia Previous entry: What’cha Doin’? Trackback URL: http://www.typetive.com/trackback264
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