Thursday, April 08, 2004

Los Angeles Bioterrorism Awareness

imageI cross posted most of this to blogging.la. I don’t know what possessed me. I’ve been seeing
these billboards
for Los Angeles bioterrorism preparedness and it made me wonder what the hell a billboard could do. Well, what a website could do. I thought I would provide a few excerpts from their FAQ.

[abridged for maximum humor]

1. Iíve been noticing billboards and radio ads about bioterrorism. What are they for?
    The billboards and radio ads are a reminder that the Los Angeles County Health Department is working to keep the public safe and healthy.
[they’ve been 100% effective at keeping foreign bioterror threats from Los Angelenos]

2. What is bioterrorism?
    Bioterrorism, also known as biological terrorism, happens when individuals or groups use bacteria, viruses, or other biological organisms (such as anthrax, smallpox, botulism, etc.) to spread disease or illness.

3. Should I be concerned about bioterrorism now?
    We donít have any evidence that a bioterrorist attack has happened or is likely to happen right now.
[and it wouldn’t be their job to tell us anyway]

4. How likely is a bioterrorism attack in Los Angeles County?
    At this time, the likelihood of a bioterrorist attack is low.
[then why are you putting up those billboards?]

5. What is the Health Department doing to prepare for a bioterrorism attack?
    Los Angeles County has emergency response plans in place to deal with hazardous chemical or biological events (including bioterrorism), as well as other disasters (such as earthquakes and fires). The health department has developed ways to rapidly detect and investigate any unusual outbreaks of disease, which could be the first sign that a bioterrorism attack has occurred. Early detection is very important so that persons at risk can be identified and treated appropriately. In addition, stockpiles of antibiotics effective against the most likely bacterial bioterrorist agents are already in place. These antibiotics will be made available if a bioterrorist attack occurs. The health department also holds emergency drills and exercises on a regular basis and works with law enforcement, fire department, emergency medical services, and disaster response as well as other city, county, state, and federal agencies.

6. What can I do to protect myself and my family against biological terrorism?
    In the event of an emergency, monitor the news media.

7. What supplies do I need?
    Your supplies should include:
    ï 3-day supply of water
    ï 1 gallon per person for each day for drinking and hand washing
    ï 3-day supply of food, such as dried or canned foods
    ï Can opener
    ï 1 change of clothes and shoes for each person
    ï 1 blanket or sleeping bag for each person
    ï First aid kit with your familyís prescribed medicines
    ï Battery-powered radio, flashlight, extra batteries, and waterproof matches
    ï Soap, toilet paper and extra plastic bags
    ï Any special items for infant, elderly, or disabled family members
    ï Extra pair of eyeglasses
    ï Copy of important family papers in a fireproof container
[question: why all the waterproof/fireproof stuff? are they gonna use napalm to control an outbreak?]

10. Should I ask my doctor to prescribe antibiotics to protect myself from bioterrorism threats?
    No.

13. Should I buy gas masks for my family?
    No. Most gas masks do not protect against biological agents such as anthrax and smallpox.
Gas masks would protect against chemical agents (such as nerve gas) only if worn at the
time the agent is released.
[if you’re interested in chemical weapon terrorism preparedness, that’s a different department]

There you have it, fellow Angelenos ... stock up on aspirin and matches, some clean underwear and it’ll all be okay. The county will protect us.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering, yes, I did do some photoshop magic to the billboard. You can see the original here. Mine is much better.

POSTED BY Cybele AT 1:55 pm    

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