Fast Fiction

Really, if they’re going to go after Darwin because it threatens their faith, then they should have gone after Newton a loooong time ago.

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory

KANSAS CITY, KSóAs the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

Oh, and this quote: “Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work,” Carson [leading Intelligent Falling expert known for her work with the Kansan Youth Ministry] said. “What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that ‘gravity waves’ and ‘gravitons’ are just secular words for ‘God can do whatever He wants.’”

The article doesn’t get much better than that ... I love the Onion. It’s like the Daily Show, only you have to read it, and it comes out once a week.