Fast Fiction

You know, I think half the problems in the world are from an imbalance, an excess here and a need way over there. Maybe craigslist goes a little way to helping put those things together.

I like to hang out in the free section of the Los Angeles subsite.

Here are some of my favorites:

Don’t you want a little pat on the back every once in a while? Maybe a high five? (There are photos, too!)

Do you need a HIGH FIVE?

Date: 2004-09-19, 3:45PM PDT

FREE HIGH FIVE’S FOR FREE

Whatís Going ON?

What we have here are freeÖ Thatís right free HIGH FIVES! NO COST TO YOU!

I’m sorry you missed out on this one:

1/2 gallon of milk - must drink by the end of the day

Date: 2004-09-17, 4:02PM PDT

It expires today and I’d hate to waist it.

I wonder if anyone claimed it. Maybe it’ll go with this:

FREE Chili

Date: 2004-09-14, 11:44AM PDT

This chili will knock your socks off...I have 5 cans left! Going...going...gone? I’ll even throw in a bag of cheerios if you respond in time.

After you’ve eaten your fill, you might want to spruce up your look:

Free Graduated Bob Haircut Today 6:00PM at High End Salon

Date: 2004-09-08, 4:19PM PDT

Need a female hair model who wants a graduated bob haircut like the one pictured for hair demonstration tonight at 6PM. Please respond with contact info only if you make it today and want the haircut. You will be getting a great cut at a very upscale high end salon. Thanks and hope to hear from you shortly.

Not everything is free, of course. I like the General postings too.

I’m not sure, but this person might be confusing a philanthropist with a sugar daddy:

philanthropist wanted

Date: 2004-09-16, 10:36AM PDT

Extremely beautiful and talented artist with a business plan iso a sponsor.
Write for more info.