Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Palmer Milk Chocolate Balls

imageI’ve always turned up my nose at Palmer chocolates. I’ve had their mockolate bunnies at Easter before, and in my candy-deprived-state of childhood I would eat them. But I never really liked them. So as an adult with the financial means to make other choices, I have avoided them.

But taking a risk this season was a little easier, as I found that Walgreen’s carries these little single-serving bags (two ounces) of the foil covered Premium Milk Chocolate Balls. It said premium, maybe they were good!

The ingredients looked promising:

Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk, Chocolate, Soy Lecithin and Vanilla.

Real vanilla, they took this premium thing seriously.

imagePalmer’s have always looked pretty, so I wasn’t disappointed with the merry red and green foil decorated with holly leaves in a band of gold around the middle. Inside the foil they weren’t terribly attractive though, looking more like a wad of putty.

They smelled sweet and slightly milky. I didn’t detect any real vanilla complexity though. I popped one in my mouth and immediately got a hit of sugar. As the grainy chocolate melted it was very sweet with a vague dairy taste and pleasant vanilla aroma. But very little chocolate. Though it melted, it felt a bit chalky and waxy instead of smooth and buttery. The texture is cool on the tongue and I don’t actually mind a bit of sugary grain to my chocolate, but without much of a chocolate flavor I was underwhelmed.

They’re pretty, I’ll give them that. 

Name: Premium Milk Chocolate Balls
    RATING:
  • 10 SUPERB
  • 9 YUMMY
  • 8 TASTY
  • 7 WORTH IT
  • 6 TEMPTING
  • 5 PLEASANT
  • 4 BENIGN
  • 3 UNAPPEALING
  • 2 APPALLING
  • 1 INEDIBLE
Brand: Palmer
Place Purchased: Walgreen's (Echo Park)
Price: $.50 (on sale)
Size: 2 ounces
Calories per ounce: 140
Categories: Chocolate, United States, Christmas, Kosher

POSTED BY Cybele AT 10:51 am    

Comments
  1. i do like palmer chocolates, but usually the ones that have peanut butter or other stuff in them… like the typical flat pumpkins on halloween smile yummyyyy

    Comment by Susy on 12/05/06 at 2:54 pm

     

  2. I love your blog.  It is fantastic - and thank you for doing a write-up on this one, as I almost picked some up at Walgreen’s a few minutes ago, though I practiced some self-restraint.  I’m pretty sure I was attracted to the wrapping.

    Comment by Erin on 12/05/06 at 4:34 pm

     

  3. I agree 100%.  Palmer’s isn’t very good.  The “peanut buddy” coins aren’t terrible, but they’re probably PB flavored mocklate mixed with chocolate now that I think about it.

    One question: when did mocklate come along?  I only ever remember figuring out that something was mocklate after finding the taste of Sixlets horrifying in 6th grade, 1989.  I don’t ever remember thinking before that “this chocolate sucks so bad that it must not be chocolate,” but that’s what Sixlets did to me.  It didn’t take long for me to secure that information from the package...not chocolate, but chocolate flavored.  That was around the time that trans fats replaced the (much healthier) coconut oil in everything.

    Comment by Dave on 12/05/06 at 9:35 pm

     

  4. I remember going to a Weight Watcher’s meeting once around Halloween-time, and the leader said, “Please people, if you’re going to eat chocolate, don’t pick that Palmer crap.” She was so right.

    Comment by Patti on 12/06/06 at 6:58 am

     

  5. I don’t like Palmer chocolate by itself, but I used to love the Palmer’s Minty Bells. However, either they’ve changed them over the decades or my palate has been refined, because they don’t knock my socks off any more.

    Comment by Tricia on 12/16/06 at 8:34 pm

     

  6. Yeah, their “Bunny Money” is not great.

    Comment by Pete on 4/11/07 at 5:27 am

     

  7. I’ve always hated Palmer, too! As a child I would hide the Palmer chocolates my mother gave me at the bottom of the garbage so she would not discover that I had thrown them out. I will never subject my children to such garbage.

    Comment by Brian on 6/24/07 at 9:49 pm

     

  8. I was wondering if anyone knew how many calories
    are in palmer chocolate?
    thanks!

    Comment by Emily on 9/26/07 at 9:07 am

     

  9. Emily - there are 140 calories per ounce of Palmer chocolate.

    Comment by Cybele on 9/26/07 at 9:13 am

     

  10. i love Palmer, i waited every easter just to get one of those hollow milk chocolate bunnies! But it is on the cheap side, and i’m sure there are better chocolates, but i still love it, its the candy i grew up on! well , everyone has there own opinion!

    Comment by amy on 10/21/07 at 2:02 pm

     

  11. I worked at Palmer Chocolates as a summer job when I was in college.  It was all-you-can-eat while on the floor, but the mockolate is pretty gross.  They also molded some Dove chocolate there, that was OK.  The job paid well, anyway.

    Comment by krista on 10/30/07 at 12:55 pm

     

Name:

Email:
(not published)

Location:
(not published - please don't put your address in there)

URL:

Comments may be held for moderation to prevent spam and other violations of the Candy Blog Comment Policy

Remember me!

Get updates to comments on this post?

Next entry: November Search Strings

Previous entry: Hershey's Chocolate Mint Candy Canes

Trackback URL: http://www.typetive.com/trackback/1228





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ABOUT

FEEDS

SEARCH

  • Enter search term

CONTACT

EMAIL DIGEST

    For a daily update of Candy Blog reviews, enter your email address:

    Delivered by FeedBurner

CANDY RATINGS

TYPE

BRAND

COUNTRY

ARCHIVES

Meticulously photographed and documented reviews of candy from around the world. And the occasional other sweet adventures. Open your mouth, expand your mind.

 

 

 

 


image

COUNTDOWN

Candy Season Begins

23 days

 

 

   

 

VOTE IN THE POLL

Which do you prefer?
Total Votes: 419
Milk Chocolate
90 %  41% (172)
 
Dark Chocolate
57 %  26% (111)
 
Really Dark Chocolate (70%+)
39 %  18% (76)
 
White Chocolate
30 %  14% (57)
 
Carob!
2 %  1% (3)
 

(see archived polls)

 

   Sweetservices.com

image 

image

image   

ON DECK

These candies will be reviewed shortly:

• E. Guittard Orinoco Milk Chocolate

• Mars Opens New Dove Plant in Elizabethtown

• Gummi Bear Brand Battle

• De la Rosa Mazapan

• Melster Peanut Butter Kisses

 

   

image 

 

 


   

image

image

   

image

image

  

image